Monday, July 25, 2005

pulling my hair out!

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ok; i don't know about you, but listening to someone eat with their mouth open is sooooo annoying!...

so i'm sitting here at work and there is a volunteer sitting next to me who is snacking on skittles very loudly! to make matters even worse I can't go anywhere! i'm positioned in the area of my workplace people like to call the "petting zoo." (it's called this because it is an open workspace area with computers where people are able to walk thru all the time...) and to make matters even more worse (i know those words together aren't grammatically correct, sue me.) i have such a hard time concentrating as it is without the added, annoying distraction of this lady next to me smacking! if i knew how to record it and post it here, i would so that all of you could experience my misery....

....this is going to be a very long day. *sigh*

Sunday, July 24, 2005

addicted

you know you're addicted to photoshop when...





You Know You're Addicted to Photoshop When...


You see the world with one eye and stock images with the other.

When asked what the primary colors are, answer "RGB"

You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality images.

You start teaching your significant other to use this "evil" program and in the space of one afternoon convince them it's at least only quasi-evil in the face of PSP.

You ramble about a breakthrough in the piece you're doing to people who have no idea in hell what you're talking about

You ponder the meaning of existence without layers.

You never leave the house without a digicam and notepad.

You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!"

You're getting dressed for something important and you look in the mirror and realize you would look so much better if you could just tweak the levels a little and apply a slight gaussian blur.

You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.

You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.

You have dreams in "glowing edges"

You're standing by the ocean and wondering who used Ocean Ripple.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Photoshop.





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ex factor

ex factor

It could all be so simple
But you'd rather make it hard
Loving you is like a battle
And we both end up with scars
Tell me, who I have to be
To get some reciprocity
No one loves you more than me
And no one ever will

Is this just a silly game
That forces you to act this way
Forces you to scream my name
Then pretend that you can't stay
Tell me, who I have to be
To get some reciprocity
No one loves you more than me
And no one ever will

No matter how I think we grow
You always seem to let me know
It ain't workin'
It ain't workin'
And when I try to walk away
You'd hurt yourself to make me stay
This is crazy
This is crazy

I keep letting you back in
How can I explain myself
As painful as this thing has been
I just can't be with no one else
See I know what we got to do
You let go and I'll let go too
'Cause no one's hurt me more than you
And no one ever will

Care for me, care for me
I know you care for me

There for me, there for me
Said you'd be there for me

Cry for me, cry for me
You said you'd die for me

Give to me, give to me
Why won't you live for me?

Where were you when I needed you?
lauryn
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